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Monday, November 30, 2009

Comics' own Secret Invasion: Women - Part One

After doing my daily scope of Newsarama, I came upon an article that [obviously] drew my attention, Fangirl Invasion pt. 1 - The Changing Face (and Sex) of Fandom, namely because, being female, I wanted to hear what their [males] excuse for it was. Aside from a few strange connections they make between the influx of the fairer sex and the interest in most anything geek, I found it a bit forced.

First, let me clear something up about women and comic books: rarely, if ever, is a woman attracted to comic books for the same reason as a man. That being said, I think I need to point out that this supposed "invasion" is in directly proportional to the amount of interest Hollywood takes into the Geek Revolution.

If you don't know what I mean, open up a new window and head over to the first news homepage that comes to mind. Eight out of ten times your going to find something in regards to the next big movie being based off of our dearest comic book hero. Since the discovery that comic books reach an innumerable amount of fans in ways that are clearly unfathomable to big move execs, production companies have been battling it out for the rights to comic books, video games, and even novels. With the creation of Marvel Studios and DC Entertainment, that battle advanced to an entirely new level.

With this weekends release of the "long awaited" sequel to Twilight, the franchise has exploded, raking in over $140 million this weekend alone. Now, I mention this because the article forces the point that not all of the women flooding into the convention are "into the 'Twilight' stuff." Well, let me clarify something: yes, they are.

A basic search of pictures pertaining to this year's San Diego comic-con will bring up numerous photos of crowds gathered in such immense crowds, even a bird's eye-view shot can't capture the sheer enormity of it all. A closer look will reveal that the majority (translation: all) of the people waiting in line are in some way, shape, or form, sporting a Twilight shirt.


Freaks of the World, Unite! Team Edward, Go!

As a female obsessed the likes of Batman and Green Lantern, I find that I am more and more being lumped together with Them. Upon closer evaluation of the 'types' of people that attend comic-con, most of the women aren't into comic books. Yes, there is the few that you pass by at one of the hundreds of booths in the complex, but are they any of the females you see in the above picture? No, they're not.

The female comic book fan is still an anomaly in the world of DC and Marvel...and I assure you, those that are there don't resemble anything like the bevy of "Team Edward" schriekers we're seeing so much of. This isn't an age of new female fans...this is the age of Twilighters. That is the only reason we're seeing so many of them. Trust me.

We're surrounded.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Pick - November 24th

This week, I've decided to do things a little different. I like to change things up, just to keep things interesting. In honor of the Turkeys (because who really gives a flying f*** about Thanksgiving aside from the awesome Turkey and Mashed Potatoes...honestly), I'm going to name three things this week that I'm thankful for.

1. Blackest Night #5

Written by Geoff Johns
Pencils by Ethan Van Sciver

With the rise of Nekron in the last issue, fans were wondering where Johns was going to take this villain. Well, this week, we found out. I opened the issue, a little forlorn and crossing my fingers that Johns wouldn't drag us into another sentimental pep-talk between Green Lantern/The Flash/Other Various Superheroes. I was pleasantly surprised when my jaw dropped towards the end of the issue...and then the shit hit the fan.

I won't go into detail, because if you want to know what's so epic you'll have to read it yourself. But this year, I'm thankful for DC and Geoff Johns...even if he is a little bit of a selfish-douche sometimes.




2. Ninja Assassin

Running time: 99 minutes
Directed by: James McTeigue
Starring: Rain, Naomie Harris, Ben Miles and Sho Kosugi


Ninja Assassin follows Raizo (Rain), a rogue ninja bent on taking revenge on the clan that raised him. Mika (Harris) is a forensic researcher who has stumbled upon bank records linking mysterious transfers to the deaths of numerous political leaders and important figures.

The opening scene is a veritable smorgasbord of blood, guts, gore, and an infinite number of shuriken slashing people apart. As a whole, it's behemoth of action so CGI-packed, it'll make your head spin. The best thing about that, though, is that you're too caught up in it to really care. Between the violence, martial arts, ninja tactis, and flashbacks, the film doesn't slow down enough for you to think straight. Another great thing about it? It's not cheesy.

While the idea of ninjas has been an ongoing joke in comics and movies for years, there has always been a whisper in the back of everyone's mind about whether they exist or not. While this movie doesn't make the idea any more plausible, it does give it a story that leaves you with plenty of questions...and room for a sequel. Unfortunately, as the Curse of Sequels go, that would only ruin things for it. Nevertheless, if you wnat to get as far away from glittering vampires, and manic depressive tweenagers with abandonment issues, this is a movie you need to see!

3. Assassin's Creed II

Yes, if you're wondering, I do love assassin's. And I know this came about a week ago, but I don't care. I'm thankful for it.

Anyways, if you played the first game, you know this doesn't entirely have to do with assassin's running around killing each other. It's about time travel, and the ancestral link. The plot is different, as is the time period (Venice circa the 15th century), but everything about this game is just as fun to play as the first one. With over 16 new types of missions and a number of new weapons and movements (actually being able to swim[!] as well as throwing people and a multitude of new hiding spots), this has a helluva lot more promise than the first game. Not to mention the graphics are frighteningly realistic, and there are a number of new things to do and ways to kill people.

I'm not finished, but I almost don't want to get through it too quickly. I'll end up being sad :P


Well, that's what I'm thankful for :) Now time to enjoy my thanks.
-TCBC

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Pick - November 17th

Well, well, well; didn't I say I would be back to normal? Finals are looming in the distance but I'm a master procrastinator so I have no worries on that matter :P This week, I decided to do something a tad different. This week, I decided to review three titles from three popular indie distributors. With the direction some major titles have chosen to take, I think it's safe to say they're getting pretty desperate... I mean, Frankencastle? Really, Marvel? You already embarrassed yourself with The List: Punisher, but you had to take it one step further and go the route of Lame-Spoof-Garbage. And yes, despite what you might say, this piece of utter crap is shameful and a complete disappointment.

I have lost faith in you Marvel. First you sell out to Hollywood, and then you sell out to the mass market. Tsk, tsk.


1. Victorian Undead

Written by Ian Edginton
Art by Davide Fabbri
Colors by Carrie Strachan

Sherlock Holmes vs. Zombies! With the myriad of zombie-related media frenzy, it was only a matter of time before Wildstorm got their chance to make their point, and my, what a point it is. The issue begins with the strange meteor shower befalling London in March of 1854. Not sixth months later, an outbreak has killed over a hundred documented people. From there, we're fast forwarded to 1898 where Mr. Holmes and the ever-present Watson are taking down a Automata intent on taking advantage of its guests. When they're pulled aside to see a most unusual case, they're almost immediately distracted by the Queen's secret service. But as all things Sherlock Holmes go, he's far from butting out of this business.

Being the English major I am, I love a good story, and that is what this has started out as. Albeit it's a little slow starting, and if you're not used to accents or incredibly eloquent proper British English, you'll have a bit of a hard time reading this. But bear with it, because the story flows well, and there is no hidden meaning too deep to figure out. The art is by far some of the best I've seen in a while, but Wildstorm is famous for their easy-on-the-eyes art. The colors add just enough to keep your eye wandering, tracing the outline of a person's face, and moving into the next panel.

All-in-all, a very good read; one I look forward too again.

2. Deadlocke #1

Written by Arvid Nelson
Art by Nick Stakal

As the story begins, we find the titular character, Locke, having just experienced his first time with his girlfriend. From there, the sweetness continues as Renee looks through Locke's sketchbook and is introduced to Deadlocke, the reluctant villain he's created for his comic book. As the issue proceeds, we find Locke and Renee at a costume party hosted by Casey, a boy whom Renee warned Locke about fighting with. Things take a turn for the worst when Casey drops some bad gossip to Locke and they get into the fight Renee warned about. As things escalate, Locke leaves the party chasing after Renee, but ends up home and even more pissed off  than before. Not wanted to talk to his mom about what happened, he takes a walk, and who does he meet? Well, I won't spoil that for you.

This was interesting. It almost starts off as if we're in the middle of the story and goes from there. As the issue continues, we realize that maybe Locke's character isn't as made-up as we first imagined. Finally, as things begin to go very wrong, we're introduced to another side of Locke. I like how the story progressed. There wasn't a lot of speech, but what there was, was all very meaningful and forced you to think about what was being said. The art was strange, and I'll admit I wasn't used to it in the beginning, but as things moved, I realized that it suited the storyline very well.

A good read, one that leaves enough questions to pull you into the next issue.

3. Legion Prophets

Written by Scott Stewart & Tom Waltz
Art by Alberto Muriel

It's become commonplace to see comic book prequels and companions to some of the Hollywood giants hitting the big screen. The the influx of comic book movies making the rounds, the industry has taken a huge leap from ten years ago. Legion is one of the giants.  As a prelude, this issue offers a insider's look at what we're to expect from the movie in January. First, we're introduced to Jacob Heifitz, an Israeli research student making a run for it with what turns out to be an incredibly important Dead Sea Scroll. From there we meet Sami Samma, whose little sister has been diagnosed with cancer and the only way he can pay for it is to become a suicide bomber. Before he can carry out his mission, however, the airport is overrun with what see like zombies, but we never know for sure (they can think and speak coherently, after all). The first thing they decide--like smart people--is that they need to get out of there and make their way to flight leaving for the states

I liked this. I love anything relating to theology or mythology so this was my cup of tea. The story is narrated by someone we don't know, but they told us just enough that we knew what was going on. We still don't know what the reason is that the angels are after this child, and I suspect we won't know until the movie comes out, but nevertheless, it keeps you interested. The art has a sketchy quality to is that leads the eye in circles. It isn't beautiful, but it fits right in with the feel of the story.

Needless to say, this is a movie I'm looking forward too.


Well, now that I'm done with that, I'll be moving on to less pressing matters, such as my rough draft due tomorrow that I haven't even started. Anyone care to do it for me? No? Well, off I go!

-TCBC

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Stripper Poles

Nothing all that interesting to say besides some people really don't know what their limit is. Observe:



Business is booming


Would you rent a stripper pole? I wouldn't. Imagining the different strains of Herpes and Gonorrhea infesting that metal gives me nightmares.

Sometimes, I love stupid people. This is not one of those times.


-TCBC .

Friday, November 13, 2009

Bum City

So aside from school taking over my life and my bank account slowly drying up, things in the comic world couldn't get any dandier. About the only thing keeping me going is this month's issue of Batman and Robin. Excuse me, Mr. Morrison, but you've tickled my funny bone. I already think that man is beyond godhood, thanks to the convincing of my co-worker, but this issue just had me on my knees. Maybe now we'll get some answers, but most likely not. Anytime Grant Morrison relieves us with answers to our most dire questions, he only raises bigger, more bizarre questions that lead you to pound your head against the nearest cement surface.

With three weeks left of regular school before I demolish what's left of brain cells on finals week, I intend to get back to a normal weekly schedule of The Pick as well as a bevy of other interesting posts I've been scrounging about.

Something wonderful to be STOKED about:



Hellooooo, Harley!

I originally saw the first design of her from Comic Con, but with the image screaming at you from the pages of previews, I just can't contain my EXCITEMENT! Not only that, but the concept art for Poison Ivy's statue winks at you from the corner.

xD

$99.99 US On Sale June 9, 2010

Meanwhile, until then, I will amuse you with this lovely picture of the Bum's Annoymous group at the bus stop across from school. I was drunkenly harassed as I waited to go home. It was hilarious :)



I think they're planning something sinister.


-TCBC

Friday, November 6, 2009

Where Did I Go?

Alrighty, peons, I should inform the lot of you of where I've been and why I didn't do a Pick this week. Well, I really don't have an excuse. I'm just damn exhausted. Being a full-time student, working two jobs and trying to keep this up is taking it's toll on me. Sorry to say, but I'll take sleep over comic books and if that's being called 'dispassionate', then I'm a villain.

Anywho, the Pick will return next week, and so will the various topics I'm so 'dispassionate' about :)

-TCBC