But if I were, I assure you, I would kick, kill, and squash whatever bacterial fungi was trying to take hold of my godlike body. The mental issues...now that's a whole 'nother story. I don't know if...no, scratch that. I'm positive I would never turn as truly mad as Batman/Bruce Wayne.
The article, The 10 Mental Illnesses Batman Indisputably Has will prove my point some. However, ignore he bigamist ignorance in the commentary. It's trite and boring.
Of course, naturally, being born with ovaries and a vagina has predisposed me to some about of schizophrenic psychosis which grants me inimitable amounts of arrogance, rage, and emotional instability. But still, I could take on the Catwoman's, Emma Frost's, Harley Quinn's, and Jean Grey's of the comic universe.
Batman, I could not.
Now for a bit of a illustration on how I'm holding up today:
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Judging from the picture it looks like you're making a recovery. As for what I know about you. and admittedly isnt really all that much anymore, you could probably be the Catwoman, Jean grey, and Emma Frosts of the Comic book universe.
Although batman does actually get sick quite a bit. Probably about one episode a week, hes either blasted with some sort of mind altering gas, dipped into the lazerus pit (Or however you spell it) drinking some Fuck you up tea, or what ever else that doesnt really happen to normal people.
Ah, yes, but see if I was any one of the types of sick you just listed, I'd actually have a story to tell. Instead, I'm lying in bed, hacking my black lungs up and dying of uncontrollable back pain.
So at the moment, I don't actually *feel* like a hot Villainess. :'(
Well Amy love, just be sure that as you may have pre-birth problems due to your sex, batman screwed himself by choosing to take that life up, mainly for revenge for the death of his parents.
true true, Eimi, plus I figure Batman considers Scarecrow's gas more of a vacation than an affliction anyway...
And I have it on good authority to believe the even hot villainesses like yourself get sick on occasion, why do you think they're not in every episode :3
although now that I think of it....could you imagine Poison Ivy catching Malaria ROFL, that'd be like Aquaman drowning in the bathtub.
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